Wednesday May 29, 2013
Book 14: Broken Wind — Part II: Can Full of Sky


EBBY: "Xenokillology."  Hmph.  You know, that's the course of study I tried to build for myself in school.

EBBY: Xenorganic chemistry, xenoanatomy, xenotaxonomy, and a long list of other things with "xeno" in front of them.

I imagined the multi-eyed menaces from around the galaxy would fear me and my knowledge of how to end them.

By the time I graduated I had figured out that all I really needed to know was "this end towards enemy."

My schooling was a total waste of eight years and two pseudoctorates.

KEVYN: Pseudoctorate?

EBBY: It was a liberal arts program.