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NARRATOR: Arrival at the villa...
MAKO: Doctor Bunnigus?
MAKO: You are in possession of mil-spec blood nanny gear, as well as top-secret alteration technology.
BUNNI: That's a fascinating accusation.
MAKO: It is not an accusation.
It is a statement of fact. But even if I were here to arrest you, which I'm not, your diplomatic cloak would protect you completely.
MAKO: Not to mention the fact that Sergeant Schlock there could kill me in about three heartbeats.
BUNNI: And now you have his attention. Well done.
MAKO: I've been infected with weaponized, mind-altering blood nannies. I need you to get them out.
BUNNI: You passed at least six hospitals on the way here.
MAKO: More like sixty. And none of them are equipped to deal with this. You are. Help me.
BUNNI: If we assume, just for the sake of argument, that I can help, what makes you think we aren't the source of the infection?
MAKO: I'm still alive. Your dossier suggests that you're all too competent for that.
BUNNI: Tell me our perimeter scanners recorded that.
SCHLOCK: I want Ennesby to mix it into a song for us.
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