Tuesday February 2, 2016
Book 16: Big, Dumb Objects — Part III


CHINOOK: Captain Sorlie, stop talking, please.

We have company.

PETEY: Hello, everyone!

I purchased some "top secret" small craft acoustic stealth designs from U.N.S. Inf-Aff-Int.

The logs will show that you all got that tech from me, not Sorlie.

SORLIE: Hey! I chose to do something important, and you're making it feel cheap!

PETEY: You have a great many important things yet to do. I choose to leave you maximally able to do them.

SORLIE: You are... I don't even know what you are.

PETEY: A meddling, faux-furry breach-sucker who saves all his receipts.