Friday February 12, 2016
Book 16: Big, Dumb Objects — Part III


NARRATOR: Jumpstar Prime...

LANDON: Sorlie, I don't get it. If you're trying to quit, just quit.

SORLIE: I don't want to quit. I want to change things.

LANDON: Feeding yourself into the military tribunal meat-grinder won't change things.

SORLIE: It'll blunt the blades a bit.

LANDON: Barkeep! Do they make meat-grinders with self-sharpening blades? I wanna extend a metaphor so I can win this stupid argument.