Friday June 10, 2016
Book 16: Big, Dumb Objects — Part IV


NARRATOR: Research Pod...

PARA: Oh. Hi!

CHINOOK: The Esspees as a retrofit crew...

Convince me. Go.

PARA: I auditioned them. They're incredibly fast, and delivered perfectly on spec.

CHINOOK: They didn't touch any of my crypt spiders. What was this audition?

PARA: The hirsute-soph hygiene station is now an automated, full-service, hair-and-nail salon.

PARA: For Science!

GASCA: I am very sorry for what I said to Commander Foxworthy. May I please just take a regular shower now?