Thursday August 11, 2016
Book 16: Big, Dumb Objects — Part IV


NARRATOR: Jumpstar Prime Justice Hall, Courtoom One...

MASSEY: Prior to this sentencing hearing I received communication from several parties on behalf of the Defendant.

MASSEY: Amid the pleas for clemency was the surprisingly meritorious suggestion that I recuse myself, on grounds of my prior acquaintance with Sergeant Schlock.

MASSEY: If. Only.

According to the Constitution, I'm not allowed to recuse myself until I hire a second judge.