Saturday August 20, 2016
Book 16: Big, Dumb Objects — Part IV


NARRATOR: In the skies of Jumpstar Prime...

SCHLOCK: Where are we going?

LANDON: Into combat. You know the battlefield, and your friends need your help.

SCHLOCK: I don't think I can hurt people anymore.

LANDON: It'll come back to you.

SCHLOCK: My court-appointed attorney says I grew a conscience.

LANDON: I can provide you with your choice of weapons and a barrel of Ovalkwik.

SCHLOCK: Like, a real conscience, with the guilt glands and everything.