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MASSEY: This is Chief Justice Reynstein. You're interrupting Sergeant Schlock's sentencing hearing. Now, how can I help you with your contempt of court today?
MASSEY: No, I assure you, this qualifies as an interruption.
MASSEY: Yes, I see that it's been notarized. My necktie line is not the correct channel for a Writ of—
MASSEY: The word you want is "precise." Not glacial.
MASSEY: Yes, you may enter the Courtroom, but I require you to exhibit appropriate decorum.
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LANDON: This is an interruption.
MASSEY: It's definitely contempt of court.
TENZY: But it isn't a jail-break. We got it notarized!