Monday September 19, 2016
Book 16: Big, Dumb Objects — Part IV


NARRATOR: Jumpstar Prime...

PETEY: Sergeant, Captain Tagon is dead.

He detonated a warhead aboard Broken Wind, and died along with all of the boarders. The only remaining enemy soldiers are aboard Cindercone.

SCHLOCK: I'm already miserable. Why are you telling me this?

PETEY: I'm just trying to be helpful.

SCHLOCK: Well now I'm miserable and angry.

PETEY: Exactly.