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Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
One Cobble at a Time - the official site for Sandra Tayler's writings
NARRATOR: Meanwhile, aboard Maxim 39...
KEVYN: Twelve meters per second?
You set the outbound aperture to twelve meters per second?
ELF: On a hot entry, you have to keep the hatch clear.
KEVYN: That means "Keep moving," not "Let's install a self-clearing hatch."
ELF: Our entry teams like the self-clearing hatch concept.
KEVYN: Lieutenant Flinders plowed into Captain Tagon like they were filming a meet-cute at the Drunk Olympics.
ELF: That happened because Captain Tagon was standing in front of the hatch.
PARA: Also, he and Flinders look cute together.
PARA: That's not why they collided. That's why the pile-up looked like a meet-cute.
PARA: I bet I have some robots to work on now.
KEVYN: Elf, sweetie, I think you're missing my point, here.
ELF: Let's see... is your point that your wife beta-tested and adjusted the hot entry system without telling you?
KEVYN: Without telling me or Captain Tagon.
PARA: Or Lieutenant Flinders.
ELF: That's what I thought.
You're angry because we have a communication problem.
PARA: Yup. I do have some robots to work on.
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