Tarpaulin: If all I need to do is stab probes into meaty bits, I should chamber them for ranged fire.
Para: They won't fit in flechette guns. Besides, the probes are not very aerodynamic.
Tarpaulin: Mistress, the theater of operations is a vacuum. Use sabots, and the 30mm cannon.
Para: Aardy! Bring your gunsmith stuff over here.
Para: I need you to turn this into a semi-automatic syringe launcher.