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NARRATOR: Aboard the Soulward Honor...
SCHLOCK: Captain, I just got some new orders and I know everybody's in a big hurry but I have questions.
ELF: Welcome to the prize crew, Sergeant. Ask away.
SCHLOCK: So, my platoon is down to just five, plus me. All the Fobott'r went to the flagship, and Neeka is off to Maxim 39.
ELF: Your question?
SCHLOCK: Is that really enough for a prize crew?
ELF: Oafan engineers will be doing most of the crew work, since the crew stations were originally designed for people with four arms.
GREERA: I have enough arms to imitate that pretty well.
ELF: Also, your team of five is very force-multiplied. You still have Mac, and he's got a new fragsuit.
SCHLOCK: You can't make me happy about losing team members by giving my leftover people some new stuff.
ELF: Can I make you happy by giving you some new stuff?
SCHLOCK: I'm a good sergeant, so I don't think I can let you make me happy that way.
ELF: Eat this.
SCHLOCK: A food bribe should look more like food.
ELF: This is the control module for your new fragsuit.
ELF: It's okay to be happy. You're still a good sergeant.
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