PERI: Are you afraid of a few U.P.A. warships?
PERI: The U.P.A. should be afraid. We are defended by none other than Captain Kaff Tagon.
PERI: He is a legend.
PERI: He has killed two U.N.S. battleplates, and the last time he faced a U.P.A. fleet he captured their flagship.
PERI: You're safe here. Captain Tagon is the best space-fighting monkey in the galaxy, and he reports to me.
KATHRYN: And I'm recording this for him.