Wednesday November 1, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — BOARDERS!!


Schlock: Is there anything I can do to help? My shots ricocheted. I think that this is all my fault.
Console: <TAPPITY-TAP>
Breya: Someone needs to interact with the emergency medical hologram. The Captain and I will sort out this business with the boarders.
Console: <PERSONA=WRY>
Schlock: Right. I'll take over from here.
EMH: That's quite a corpse you've got there. Hmmm... Let's start by assigning blame, eh?
Schlock: Is there anything else I can do to help?