Hey, Breya! Look! They have plasma cannons here!
Schlock, we're here to buy body armor, not flashy big guns.
And since I don't wear body armor, you can spend my armor allotment on this.
I can just have Kevyn issue you something. You don't need that.
I mean really! It's big, it's too noisy, and the barrel alone scares people. Firing fusing plasma is incredibly irresponsible, and banned in half a dozen star systems.
You oughta go into sales here, lady. That was a great pitch.
I'll spend my own money if I have to. I need this.
Fine, but you have to clean up after it.
It's Bonus Strip Time In honor of Schlock getting his favorite weapon back, we've got a little beat poetry for you, Sinfest-style...
hey, beat-poet. Can I haiku at'cher mike?
Knock yourself out.
Li'l magic sleep gun, you just don't have what I need.
... that ominous hummm
Wow, it's like "Violent Zen."
Note to readers: Slick the Beat Poet appears courtesy of Tatsuya Ishida of Sinfest fame. The haiku uttered by Schlock was written by my close friend (and a true Schlock Fan) Chalain. Thanks, guys!