Monday November 27, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — The Shopping Trip


Bunni: Wow. Four broken ribs, multiple herniations, and massive hemorraging
Breya: Sorry, Tagon. I had no idea power armor added so much to my punch.
Tagon: S'awright.
Bunni: I'll prep a nice mediwrap for you, and you'll be all better in a day or so. You're just lucky she didn't hit you in the face, or we'd be putting your brain in a jar.
Bunni: So, what did the Captain do to make you hit him, Admiral?
Breya: I picked some sensible armor, and he bought me this Valkyrie suit with giant boobs instead.
Bunni: Well, would you look at that. I'm fresh out of painkillers, Captain.
Tagon: Oh, my aching spleen.