Saturday December 2, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
The Shopping Trip


Ch'vorthq:What can I get for you, Corporal?
Schlock:I'm feeling munchy lately. I think I need chocolate.
Ch'vorthq:We don't have much chocolate on hand. Do you want me to place an order for something?
Schlock:Oooh, that would be great. How 'bout twenty kilos of Genuine Imitation Ovalqwik?
Ch'vorthq:Got it. Wow. How much milk do you want me to order with that?