Captain Tagon has recruited some new blood for the company. A reverend, to attend to the funeral of the old, dead doctor, and a new doctor to serve as a replacement.
Okay, troops, This is Doctor Lieutenant Edward Bunnigus, and standing next to her is the very Reverend Master Sergeant Theo Fobius.
I think I'm overdue for a physical.
While we're assembled, I'd like the reverend to conduct a funeral for our last doctor.
Right. What's the name of the deceased?
Oooh, uh... I don't know. He enlisted before we ran much paperwork.
Okaaay. Do you mind, then, if I just refer to him as "this dead guy?"
Works for me.
Right, here we go then.
This dead guy is dead. Judging by what I can see through the nice casket window, he's probably dead because he didn't duck. Say your prayers, make your peace, but always remember to duck, folks.
Deceasefire Coffinpedo (tm)
You probably all miss him. but if I'm the judge, the new doctor is a whole lot easier to look at. I'm thinking you're all going to be a lot healthier, what with the increased trips in for physicals, and the like. So, all told, it's a net gain. God works in mysterious ways, but I think I've figured this one out.
Is that IT?
Oh, I forgot. Amen.
Now, launch the corpse, and let's go get some chow.
He's really more of an irreverend...