Saturday August 27, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei — Part I: Big Schlock, Little Schlock, What Begins With Schlock?


Kevyn: Okay, I'm here. What's going on? Is everybody okay?
Elf: Schlock and mini-Schlock are getting ready to do a memory exchange, which will begin as soon as the little guy pulls the Sergeant's finger off and then eats it.
Kevyn: And the rest of you are standing around trying to decide whether or not to be completely grossed out?
Elf: I voted for "gross." Legs voted for "Let's take pictures."