Tuesday August 9, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei
Part I: Big Schlock, Little Schlock, What Begins With Schlock?


Elf:Captain, I'd like to come along.
Captain Tagon:Elf, just this morning you were complaining about not being on vacation.
Elf:I know but I'd really like to spend more time with you. . . If you know what I mean.
Narrator:The Clue-Missile Mark VI, your choice of weapons when more subtle flirtation fails.
Captain Tagon:Yeah, these resort towns never live up to expectations. I'd get bored here, too.
Narrator:Tagon has great ECM.