Monday August 22, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei
Part I: Big Schlock, Little Schlock, What Begins With Schlock?


Elf:Captain, we got here too late.
Captain Tagon:What are you talking about? We should have at least seven hours left.
Elf:The surface is crawling with Government troops. We'll never get inside.
Captain Tagon:Elf, we're not here to loot that fortress. We're her to salvage that great big warship behind me.
Elf:Squad, About Face! The booty is this way!
Schlock:Whoa, I'm not gonna be able to hide that in my mouth.