Wednesday August 24, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei
Part I: Big Schlock, Little Schlock, What Begins With Schlock?


Elf:Captain. . . We found something really, really weird up here in the conning tower.
Captain Tagon:If it looks like a miniature version of Sergeant Schlock, please don't shoot it. It's our friend, and technically the owner of this ship.
Elf:Stand down, guys. The Captain says no shooting the mini-Schlock.
Schlock:What about eating?
Mini-Schlock:Bring it, Fatso.