Monday October 3, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei — Part II: Schlocktoberfest 2005


Narrator: Lieutenant-Commander John Der Trihs is in the warm embrace of his fourth beer.
Narrator: He's in charge here, which means the group average has him beat by about three beers.
Michelle: Monk? Monk!
Narrator: He's drunk enough that he reacts slowly, he's sober enough to know that noise and whoever made it is his problem.
LCdr Der Trihs: Ohhh. . . Crap.