Thursday October 6, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei
Part II: Schlocktoberfest 2005


Lifeguard:I heard shooting. What's going on out here?
Der Trihs:We've lost a man in the water.
Michelle:Do you have a boat?
Lifeguard:What were you shooting at?
Der Trihs:I wasn't. He was.
Michelle:A boat, please?
Lifeguard:The swimmer was carrying a firearm?
Der Trihs:I think all of are. Force of habit.
Michelle:B-O-A-T. Boat!
Lifeguard:What kind of people are you?
Michelle:People who need a boat, right NOW!
Der Trihs:Oooh, look, there's one.