Thursday October 6, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei — Part II: Schlocktoberfest 2005


Lifeguard: I heard shooting. What's going on out here?
Der Trihs: We've lost a man in the water.
Michelle: Do you have a boat?
Lifeguard: What were you shooting at?
Der Trihs: I wasn't. He was.
Michelle: A boat, please?
Lifeguard: The swimmer was carrying a firearm?
Der Trihs: I think all of are. Force of habit.
Michelle: B-O-A-T. Boat!
Lifeguard: What kind of people are you?
Michelle: People who need a boat, right NOW!
Der Trihs: Oooh, look, there's one.