Tuesday October 25, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei
Part II: Schlocktoberfest 2005


Policeman:This is an extremely impressive piece of work.
Shodan:Thak you, officer.
Policeman:This looks exactly like a real shark. If it weren't for the timing, and your obviously orchestrated rescue, you'd have me fooled.
Shodan:Hang on. . . What?
Policeman:You're all under arrest for disturbing the peace and tampering with the tourism industry.
Shodan:All of us? Elizabeth's on her way to the hospital, but I suppose I could carve this shark up and let you arrest her leg.
Policeman II:I think we're gonna need bigger evidence bags.