Tuesday October 25, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei — Part II: Schlocktoberfest 2005


Policeman: This is an extremely impressive piece of work.
Shodan: Thak you, officer.
Policeman: This looks exactly like a real shark. If it weren't for the timing, and your obviously orchestrated rescue, you'd have me fooled.
Shodan: Hang on. . . What?
Policeman: You're all under arrest for disturbing the peace and tampering with the tourism industry.
Shodan: All of us? Elizabeth's on her way to the hospital, but I suppose I could carve this shark up and let you arrest her leg.
Policeman II: I think we're gonna need bigger evidence bags.