Elf: I'm not talking about bored. I'm really trying to tell you that I really enjoy your company.
Narrator: Let's try another flirtation metaphor, shall we?
Red-headed RPGer: My sorceress casts Lustful Fireball!

125 cubic meters of Blazing Passion explode into the chamber!
Captain Tagon: That's why I promoted you to Lieutenant. My company needs officers who enjoy their work.
Red-headed RPGer: What do you mean "No damage?!" It filled the entire room!
Narrator: It looks like somebody made his saving throw.