Transcript for Sunday, August 14, 2005
Narrator: Lieutenant Foxworthy assembles her squad.
Elf: Sorry for the short notice. The Captain needs a team of his finest.
Nick: What's the mission, Elf?
Elf: We're headed back to Ystre to pick up some materiel.
Nick: Like for those new shirts?
Schlock: Oooh! Or maybe tents for camping!
Elf: Materiel, with an 'E.' It means 'military hardware,' not 'fabric.'
Elf: . . .Although it
could mean tents for camping.
Nick: The Captain didn't say?
Elf: He didn't, but I think I can guess. We were just there a couple of days ago, when Commander Andreyasn nuked the surface of this enemy fortress.
Elf: Sergeant Schlock, Captain Tagon, and I were trapped a few hundred meters down, along with some allies. We fought our way to an extraction point, but we didn't spend much time sight-seeing.
Nick: Is that where you got that Chainsaber?
Elf: Now you're catching on, Nick.
Elf: There's this massive underground fortress, buried by surface explosions, and we're going back to loot it before the locals clean it out.
Nick: BURIED TREASURE!
Schlock: Ummm. . . the last time we went looking for buried treasure, I got eaten by a giant flower.
Nick: That's okay. This time I'm bringing
bug spray!