Elf: Captain. . . We found something really, really weird up here in the conning tower.
Captain Tagon: If it looks like a miniature version of Sergeant Schlock, please don't shoot it. It's our friend, and technically the owner of this ship.
Elf: Stand down, guys. The Captain says no shooting the mini-Schlock.
Schlock: What about eating?
Mini-Schlock: Bring it, Fatso.