Tuesday June 4, 2002
Book 2: The Teraport Wars — The Teraport Wars


Nick: Sarge, can'tcha do that morphin' thing? Make yerself look like their cap'n?
Schlock: Well, yeah. But I couldn't pass a retinal scan.
Nick: Maybe they don' have retinal scans?
Schlock: I'm also a very clumsy biped.
Nick: You could say yer drunk!
Schlock: And I'd still be green.
Nick: Really, really drunk?