Tuesday September 3, 2002
Book 2: The Teraport Wars — Petey Promoted


Kevyn: Petey told me you were doing something with a hullcutter?
Schlock: Not doing. Done.
Schlock: I made a matching pair of sawed-off multicannons.
Kevyn: Schlock, the entire length of the barrel is an integral part of a multicannon. Plasma couplings and aperature controls are gone, there's no autotracking... those weapons are now a menace to anything standing within a hundred meters of you.
Schlock: Perfect. I'm going for intimidation value, here.
Kevyn: I'd be more comfortable if you strapped grenades to your chest.
Schlock: Sounds like I cut the barrel in just the right place, then.