Monday September 16, 2002
Book 2: The Teraport Wars — Petey Promoted


Petey: Captain, I think we need to revisit my status with the crew.
Schlock: Hah. What the overblown ship A.I. is really saying is he wants to boss us around.
Petey: I already function as a key advisor for you. It would make sense if I could relay orders as well.
Schlock: Hah. BOSS US AROUND. He said it again.
Tagon: The first thing we need to do is stop being childish about this.
Petey: That would be your cue to shut up, sergeant.
Schlock: Shut yourself up. You're not the boss of me.