Monday September 23, 2002
Book 2: The Teraport Wars — Petey Promoted
The Immobilizer 450 obtained its numerical designation from the same place it obtained its appeal -- the muzzle diameter. At nearly half a meter around, it looks more like a place to hide than something you'd get shot with. (Important safety tip: never ever hide in the barrel of an Immobilizer 450).

Transcript

Petey: Sergeant, I need to issue you a replacement weapon for this operation.
Schlock: Nope. My weapons work just fine, thanks.
Petey: Orders, sergeant. Non-lethal force only, Sorry.
Schlock: But... my plasgun... my sawed-off multicannons...
Petey: I think you'll be happy with what you're getting.
Petey: Check out the muzzle diameter on the immobilizer four-fifty...
Schlock: Whoa... That'll shoot a lot of glue.
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