Ovalkwiki - The Official Schlock Mercenary Encyclopedia
Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
One Cobble at a Time - the official site for Sandra Tayler's writings
XINCHUB: Your new commanding officer is on her way up right now.
XINCHUB: Lest you forget: You all work for me, or you never work again. Hate me all you want, you're still mine.
TAGON: And after we complete this mission?
XINCHUB: I'll put everything back the way it was, and you'll be free to go your merry way.
XINCHUB: Which means merrily wreaking violent mayhem for money other than mine, I expect.
JEVEE CEETA: Colonel Jevee Ceeta, reporting for duty as ordered, General Lardchins.
XINCHUB: That's General Xinchub, Colonel.
JEVEE CEETA: I'm sorry. I must be bucking for a dishonorable discharge on the grounds that you've got more pork on you than the south end of a north-bound congress.
JEVEE CEETA: And you… I can't tell you how happy I am to be commanding your lousy band of misfits.
TAGON: Hey, enemy of my enemy, right?
JEVEE CEETA: '…is my enemy's enemy. No more, no less.' Maxim 29.
TAGON: You've read "The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries? [sic]
JEVEE CEETA: Maxim One: Pillage, then burn.
TAGON: Maxim 13: Do unto others.
JEVEE CEETA: Maxim 27: Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence.
TAGON: General, I think this political officer will work out just fine.
XINCHUB: Maxim 9: "Never turn your back on an enemy."
XINCHUB: I'm sorry. Did I spoil your little truce by quoting from the same tiny book of malevolent canon?
XINCHUB: Maxim 30: "A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go."
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