Monday March 10, 2003
Book 3: Under New Management — Part I: The REALLY Clever Monkeys


Jevee Ceeta: Excuse me. I need to go pluck out my eyes and boil my foot.
Tagon: What's wrong with our new political officer?
Ennesby: She wanted to tour the ship on her own, so I gave her a manifest and a map.
Ennesby: She discovered that we've got a bathtub on board, and decided to pull rank and relax a bit.
Schlock: Hey, how about showing ME some sympathy? I woke up with a foot in my mouth.