Saturday April 5, 2003
Book 3: Under New Management — Part I: The REALLY Clever Monkeys


SFX: Punch.
Nick: Huh?
Nick: Why'd you do dat? What'd I do?
Enireth Frat Boy G: Do? You're a stupid human. You don't need to do anything to deserve a beating.
Nick: Are you pickin' a fight wif' me?
Narrator: Anyone with half a brain would know that this question, asked in this tone of voice, by a man of this size, has exactly one correct answer.
Enireth Frat Boy G: Yes I am. What are you going to do about it?
Narrator: That was not it.
Enireth Frat Boy P:
Enireth Frat Boy Y: