Monday June 26, 2006
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei — Part VI: Long Arm of the Law


Detective Fitzsimmons: Okay. . . Umm. . . The prosecution will endeavor to show that the defendants willfully and, um. . . knowingly conspired to destroy the place of business of the Hypernet Televised Reality Network.
Captain Tagon: Hey, wait! That's not fair. He talks just like a lawyer, and you said we weren't supposed to use lawyers.
Captain Tagon: Err. . . I mean, "Objection, Your Honor."