Monday November 9, 2009
Book 11: Massively Parallel — Part III: Credomar Command


KEVYN: Lieutenant Pibald, as punishment for "negligent regicide" you are restricted from any and all explosives for one week.

PI: But... Lota lived.

KEVYN: During this time you are not to discharge anything more energetic than a sneeze.

ENNESBY: Sneezes move at around forty-two meters per second, sir.

KEVYN: How fast does a fart move?

ENNESBY: Mother of methane!  Farts are flammable!