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Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
One Cobble at a Time - the official site for Sandra Tayler's writings
KEVYN: Lieutenant Pibald, as punishment for "negligent regicide" you are restricted from any and all explosives for one week.
PI: But... Lota lived.
KEVYN: During this time you are not to discharge anything more energetic than a sneeze.
ENNESBY: Sneezes move at around forty-two meters per second, sir.
KEVYN: How fast does a fart move?
ENNESBY: Mother of methane! Farts are flammable!
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