Wednesday October 6, 2010
Book 11: Massively Parallel — Part V: Command and Conquer


GEN. TAGON: I was sneaky and brutal because all I had was a monkey, three grenades, and some Quixette.

GEN. TAGON: I'm worried that my son is being sneaky and brutal because he enjoys it.

TAILOR: No.  If Captain Tagon is being especially brutal it's because this is now personal.

They kidnapped you, and he loves you.

GEN. TAGON: And he's showing his love by painting the walls with the blood of my captors.

TAILOR: Not just their blood.  Did you look at that wall?  I didn't know a knife could do that.