Wednesday October 27, 2010
Book 11: Massively Parallel — Part V: Command and Conquer


M'CONGER: Whatcha got there, Nick?

NICK: Pictures of Liz.

M'CONGER: What are you doing?  Put that away right now!

M'CONGER: Don't you know anything?  The guy who looks at pictures of his girlfriend always ends up taking point next, and dies in an ambush.

NICK: Nah.  Liz broke the kissing curse.  I'll be j--

ELF: *interrupting* Nick!

ELF: I need "big and strong" on point for this push.

M'CONGER: *whispering* See?  I told you.

ELF: You too, M'Conger.