Sunday October 31, 2010
Book 11: Massively Parallel — Part V: Command and Conquer


GEN. TAGON: Surrender now, Damico.  I have a monkey, and I know how to use it.

DAMICO: I can see that.  Very clever.

DAMICO: Sergeant, you're armored.  There's a switch on that monkey that will turn it off.

Or you could just shoot the poor thing.  I don't mind a hole or two in the walls.  It's up to you.

SGT. THUG: I don't wanna be remembered as the guy who died because he underestimated the threat posed by a monkey.

SGT. THUG: Lucas, take the shot.

LUCAS: Got it, Sarge.

SGT. THUG: What the...


THUG: My hands!  MY HANDS!

GEN. TAGON: Aaand checkmate.

GEN. TAGON: One of the best uses for a monkey is to make everybody pay attention to the monkey.

TAILOR: I can reattach all those, but given our current circumstances it might be best if I simply administer some sedatives.