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GEN. TAGON: Surrender now, Damico. I have a monkey, and I know how to use it.
DAMICO: I can see that. Very clever.
DAMICO: Sergeant, you're armored. There's a switch on that monkey that will turn it off.
Or you could just shoot the poor thing. I don't mind a hole or two in the walls. It's up to you.
SGT. THUG: I don't wanna be remembered as the guy who died because he underestimated the threat posed by a monkey.
SGT. THUG: Lucas, take the shot.
LUCAS: Got it, Sarge.
SGT. THUG: What the...
THUG: My hands! MY HANDS!
GEN. TAGON: Aaand checkmate.
GEN. TAGON: One of the best uses for a monkey is to make everybody pay attention to the monkey.
TAILOR: I can reattach all those, but given our current circumstances it might be best if I simply administer some sedatives.
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