Ovalkwiki - The Official Schlock Mercenary Encyclopedia
Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
One Cobble at a Time - the official site for Sandra Tayler's writings
SCHLOCK: I don't want bottled water. I want Ovalkwik.
SCHLOCK: Genuine Imitation Ovalkwik. The powder, not that brand-name, refreshing energy paste.
BUNNI: Do you need to replenish nutrients after your recent attempt to dissolve your way to freedom?
SCHLOCK: No. I just lost a fight with a skinny little human female. I need comfort food.
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