Tuesday December 6, 2011
Book 13: Random Access Memorabilia — Part I: Read

Transcript

KEVYN: Elf, honey.  It's my brain he invaded.

I don't need you to get violently incoherent on my behalf.

ELF: I'm not doing it on your behalf.  I'm doing it for me.  Your brain is full of things like our first date, our first night together...

PETEY-NODE: This is true.  And I must confess to having perused all of that.

KEVYN: You... my... sex...  remember?

GRAAAH!

PETEY-NODE: It is also true that he does not need you to get violently inarticulate on his behalf.