Monday December 5, 2011
Book 13: Random Access Memorabilia — Part I: Read


ELF: You... you mindraped my boyfriend!

PETEY-NODE: I am sorry.

ELF: Sorry?  All you've got for me is sorry!?!

PETEY-NODE: Would you rather I couch my apology in self-justification and verbose excuses?

ELF: NO!  I'd rather you hadn't done any of this in the first place!

PETEY-NODE: So do I.  That's what "I am sorry" actually means.