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Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
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'KWENG: The Touch-And-Go has lost long-range Teraport Area Denial.
Threat assessment unchanged. 'Porting closer. Gravy range in two minutes.
ENNESBY: Waaaugh! That battleplate is practically on top of us now! What do you think you've accomplished?
TAGII: Hush. I need to keep us out of gravy range for a few moments more...
NARRATOR: Oisri Dig Base, primary power station...
NARRATOR: This is the sound (transmitted to you through the ice) of evaporating neutronium.
TAGII: There. We now have an ally.
NARRATOR: As seen via gravitic instruments...
ENNESBY: That's not an ally! That's a Pa'anuri! Anything with an annie-plant is going to get devoured with extreme prejudice!
TAGII: And the biggest annie plants in town belong to?
ENNESBY: I think we still get eaten if we're saved for dessert.
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