Tuesday December 10, 2013
Book 14: Broken Wind — Part III: Exhalation and Exit Strategies


NARRATOR: Brain removal on the godwall...

TAILOR: He masses over four hundred kilos.  Are you two ready?

SHODAN: You cut, we'll shove.

TAILOR: Okay then.  Three, two, one, CUT!

SHODAN: We're clear.

PI: Fire in the hole?

SHODAN: Show some respect, Pi.

PI: S.O.P., Shodan.

SHODAN: Not with that hopeful tone of voice it's not.

TAILOR: Electrolytes are good.  Nannies attaching, oxy...

TAILOR: Okay, that was impressive.

PI: I know what I want for my funeral now.

SHODAN: Everybody expects your graveside service to feature a "minimum safe distance" sign, Lieutenant.