Ovalkwiki - The Official Schlock Mercenary Encyclopedia
Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
One Cobble at a Time - the official site for Sandra Tayler's writings
NARRATOR: Bristlecone, Cargo Bay...
BARRY: The gold foil is obviously machined, and has micro-writing on it.
TREVOR: The aluminum looks like it's been embossed with a leather texture.
HENRI: That's not embossing. It's actual skin. Obviously.
TREVOR: Um, hello? Nothing is obvious about aluminum skin, Henri.
HENRI: It's basic chemistry. The aluminum layer is what keeps the gas-bags from losing their hydrogen.
These are the labeled, packaged, and preserved final remains of an Oafa.
HENRI: Also, "Hello, Trevor, welcome to school."
TREVOR: Good luck keeping your lunch money today, short-stuff.
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