Tuesday May 5, 2015
Book 16: Big, Dumb Objects — Part I


SCHLOCK: I am claiming my reward for giving the doctor a piece of my mind.

MURTAUGH: You're talking about an actual, physical piece, right?

SCHLOCK: If I could get a half million tons of food for giving people my opinion, I'd be one of those punch-its on HN3.

MURTAUGH: They're called "pundits," and they don't punch things.

SCHLOCK: Well if all they get to do is talk, I'd ask for a lot more food.