Saturday May 9, 2015
Book 16: Big, Dumb Objects — Part I


NARRATOR: Fifteen minutes later...

MURTAUGH: You won't regret this.

SCHLOCK: That depends on how much you eat.

MURTAUGH: Ventura, can you remotely jailbreak a PMH-44 Fabberchow?

VENTURA (on comm): Yes, sir. What's cooking?

MURTAUGH: Ovalkwik, churros, and gratitude.

SCHLOCK: You didn't tell me you were going to have someone else do it.

MURTAUGH: The brass knows how to do it by knowing who can do it.