Ovalkwiki - The Official Schlock Mercenary Encyclopedia
Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
One Cobble at a Time - the official site for Sandra Tayler's writings
NARRATOR: Commissary 14...
MURTAUGH: It's kind of weird asking this, but when did I die?
SCHLOCK: About four days ago.
MURTAUGH: I got that. I don't remember any of it, though.
MURTAUGH: The last thing I remember was checking in aboard Popigai, and then bedding down in one of her V.I.P. suites.
MURTAUGH: I don't like the sound of that "Oh."
SCHLOCK: We were on Popigai for ten days while Sorlie and Landon swept Jumpstar Prime.
MURTAUGH: I lost ten days...
SCHLOCK: Plus the four when you were dead.
MURTAUGH: On which of those days did we decide to rename this battleplate Jumpstar Prime?
SCHLOCK: That was today.
This morning, at oh-awesome-thirty.
MURTAUGH: Of all the time I've lost, I think that losing oh-awesome-thirty hurts the most.
BATTLEPLATE: *written* StAR PRiWe!
SCHLOCK: Commander Foxworthy didn't like missing it either.
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