Tuesday April 28, 2015
Book 16: Big, Dumb Objects — Part I


CDRE TAGON: Commander Foxworthy! When were you going to tell our heroic, humongous friend that Murtaugh is alive?

ELF: I was going to wait until the Doctor revived her.

CDRE TAGON: What was your plan, Commander?

Were you going to have her jump in and surprise a thousand kilos of grieving carnivore?

LANDON: Hey, now. Seven hundred and eighty.

CDRE TAGON: I rounded up for dramatic effect.